Terry Wogan - HOLY!
If that man's not canonised by the end of the decade old Benedict and I are going to have to have serious words.
Praying - HOLY!
Self-explanatory really. It'll never go out of date.
Biscuits - HOLY!
Now this may seem a little out-there, but I challenge you to utter an unkind word against another living creature with a Jammy Dodger in your mouth and a mug of Tetley's by your side.
White - HOLY!
Okay, so yes, practically it's a little tricky to keep clean, and maybe it's not quite as flattering as black, but make an effort once in a while.
Charlotte Church - [purgatory - awaiting re-assessment]
Used to be such a nice little girl - a definate shoo-in, but recent behaviour has left something to be desired. Don't let us down Charlotte, I've got my eye on you.
Polyester Blend - HEATHEN!
Okay, so this is where the whole mixed fibres thing came from - taken a little out of context, but still - a fabric needs to breathe, people.
Mike Skinner/The Streets - HEATHEN!
Is this just me? The man just talks. Call me old-fashioned, but I was under the impression that a piece of music required a melody. I... I just struggle to comprehend how... oh, never mind. [Better not introduce him to Lady Sovereign, then. Gabriel]
Vegans - HEATHEN!
I'm sorry, I'm all for freedom of choice, but just get your priorities sorted, please. Quite frankly I am sick and tired to pulling out the whole bread-and-fishes act (and it's not easy you know) only to be told that meat is murder and that so-and-so has a wheat allergy anyway. When you're up here you'll eat what you're given, okay, and it'll be served medium-rare.