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Laying Down Some Righteous Tracks...

What's In:

BOB DYLAN: Knockin' on Heaven's Door
Great for campfires, winding down after celestial banquets etc. Only on an acoustic guitar, of course.

JOAN OSBOURNE: What if God was one of us?
Lovely song this, and appropriately 'down-to-earth', if you'll excuse the pun.

WIERD AL YANKOWICZ: What if God smoked cannibis?
Now I'm really not sure about this one. [Don't worry, the kids will love it. Shows you don't take yourself too seriously. Michael]

THE ROLLING STONES: Sympathy for the Devil
While this possesses something of a dubious sentiment, boy can those cats jam, daddio. [Do we have to print this? Slang needs more practice. Gabriel]

What's Out:

JAMES BLUNT: Beautiful
Whiney little shit.

LEONARD COHEN/JEFF BUCKLEY/RUFUS WAINWRIGHT: Hallelujah.
Just cheer up. Really. The least spiritually uplifting hallelujah outside of a three hour Church of England service on a wet day in Slough. And I've been there. That's the problem with omnipotence. It wasn't pleasant.

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