Yes, that's right, simply by a pledge of FAITH, we'll set a dedicated task force of celestial hordes praying on your behalf, or for the more altruistic amongst you, praying for the heathen or lost soul of your choice. Make God work for you: all you have to do is EMAIL in your name and reason for prayer and we'll do the rest.
"Of course, truly ich bin ein Berliner (or there abouts) but to get in with the big-wigs at the Vatican, if you could swing an Italian victory this world cup it'd be much appreciated. Keep the faith." Pope B.
["I'll see what I can do. Anything's better than the bloody French." God.]
DISCLAIMER: Prayers are subject to close scrutinisation and may be vitoed. Not all prayers will be deemed appropriate for fulfillment. See below.
"I wanna big hat and I wanna all them people to do what I want and... and what my daddy wants... and I want lots and lots and lots of oil ... and I want everyone to stop bein' mean about me an' jus' let me get on with blowin' things up.
Also could I please have a response in writin as some people don't reckon I really talk to you at all (and Mr. Rumsfeld says you're not the voice in my head it's just teletubbies.)
thankyou sir.
PS: I also want a big orange dinosaur called Jeff. I have been very good all year." G.W.B.
["Not a chance, mate." God]